Hackers have written a slew of new viruses named after the leading Presidential candidates.
The viruses are spreading quickly and these are the most popular:
Donald Trump virus – fires all of your smartphone apps and won’t let them re-install
Carly Fiorina virus – merges all of your computer files in to a password-protected HP folder
Marco Rubio virus – translates all of your documents into Spanish and deletes the English version
Hillary Clinton virus – sends out each one of your emails as a press release on PR Newswire
Bernie Sanders virus – defends the Hillary Clinton virus against your anti-virus software and the most dangerous virus of all:
Ben Carson virus – shoots you
What to do?
There’s word that John McAfee will be releasing a new DonationWare app on his campaign website. You’ll be able to make a donation to him and receive a link to download the app from his server in Belize.
Calm down. This is just political humor from a Forbes contributing writer. There are no known Presidential candidate viruses… yet.